Sure, the economy is tanking and jobs are scarce. But Stephen Colbert has a solution. Like Florida state legislator Ritch Workman, Colbert wants to repeal the state's ban on dwarf-tossing, thereby allowing little people to get back to work as projectiles.

This might seem offensive to some, but Colbert only has the best interest of the vertically-challenged at heart. If someone is willing to do a job, he argues, the government has no business stopping them.

In fact, Colbert dreams of a world where the government has no say in sports like gladiator bum fights, baby juggling and albino paintball hunting. It's good work if you can get it.

[The Colbert Report]