The holiday season brings flocks of tourists to New York City, and 'Saturday Night Live's' Stefon knows all the best places to hit up.

Sightseers definitely be warned, though, that these places involve the "bucket list of a dying pervert," someone named Fat Sajak, and a guy who looks like Wilford Brimley.

These sites are practically guaranteed to bring the holiday cheer like no others. In fact, Bill Hader can't stop smiling and giggling with glee as he attempts to maintain a straight face (pun intended) throughout the skit.