A one-year-old St. Bernard named Jub Jub shows remarkable skill at balancing things on his head, including a bottle of booze, a stuffed animal, a laptop, a shoe, a kitten, an Egg McMuffin, you name it. Good boy!

The dog suffers each indignity quietly, without ever breaking his composure. According to his owner, Stew McFadden, Jub Jub first displayed this talent when he was just a small puppy.

McFadden said he rewarded the dog with copious treats during the filming of this video, including the Egg McMuffin, further proving that dogs will do anything for food.

Watch the dog's steely self-composure below.

[BuzzFeed]