Meet the champion of the mannequin challenge.

This Serbian man has upped the quality of the mannequin challenge by doing it while spinning basketballs.

This is some Harlem Globetrotter trickery right here. On a pen while pretending to write, on a fork while pretending to eat, on the bottom of a soda bottle while pretending to drink -- they're all incredible. Never has sitting still been so captivating -- or challenging.

Every single scene he's in is remarkable, but our favorite is the brushing teeth. How he did that without globs of Crest sliding down his chin is a talent the hand farter from Finland can only dream of possessing.

Assuming this is real we can't imagine this guy ever making a better video. Unless, of course, he does the spinning basketball challenge while somehow also holding the camera.