You don't always need to feel embarrassed when a dude in a Lycra bodysuit schools you at streetball. If the schooling is done by The Professor, it's totally acceptable to get trounced on the court.

This is streetball legend Greyson "The Professor" Boucher, giving out some lessons on how to play b-ball with your entire head wrapped in a Spider-Man mask. Step one seems to be move your feet around a lot, and do it really fast. Step two is maybe something like bounce the ball. Step three is make the ball go into the hoop? We don't really "do" sports.