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Snake Wears a Top Hat and Mustache Because Why Not

This is sssssimply sssssuper.

In the best thing to happen to a snake’s image since the revelation they can be used to make high-end wallets and boots, an artist named Shannon Hammer has created outfits for the reptiles, in which they wear such fashion necessities as a top hat and a mustache while resembling one of the upper crust passengers on the Titanic.

The secret to getting the accessories to stay on? Peanut butter.

It’s cool and all, but we’re still waiting for a King Cobra that actually wears a crown.

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