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15 Signs You Grew Up in Gotham City

Gotham City Kid
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You’ve watched your home move from Chicago to New York to New Jersey. You attend press releases with the police commissioner just like a regular kid. Chances are strong you’re an orphan.  But are you really a Gotham City kid? Here are 15 signs that prove you are.

1. Growing up, your parents told you scary stories about Doctor Gotham.

Doctor Gotham
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2. Your favorite uncle died of Clench.

Clench
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3. You actually know who Plastic Man is.

Plastic Man
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4. You remember that massive earthquake.

Earthquake
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5. And subsequently being declared a No Man’s Land.

No Man's Land
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6. You sincerely doubt Commissioner Gordon is ever going to retire for real.

Gordon
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7. Is it just you, or has Robin been a “Boy Wonder’ for, like, ever?

Robin
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8. The only booths at your high school fair were the Gotham City Police, Wayne Enterprises and one that just said “Henchmen.”

Job Fair
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9. You went to college on a scholarship from the Wayne Foundation.

Wayne Foundation
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10. You’ve got a pretty strong theory on Batman’s identity.

Identity
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11. You never went to Crime Alley, and you’re **totally** fine with that.

Crime Alley
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12. You understand the danger of giant vats of chemical sludge.

Chemical Plant
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13. You’re just about fed up with being gassed all the time.

Gas
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 14. You were super-jealous of your best friend’s collection of broken Batarangs.

Batarang
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15. This was your night light.

Bat Signal
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