Play the Shark Week Drinking Game

Did we mention it's Shark Week?! We're pretty sure we've mentioned it's Shark Week. If, like us, you can no longer derive even the smallest amount of joy from life without the aid of alcohol, don't worry -- you can still enjoy Shark Week!

Here's the Shark Week Drinking Game, which can be found floating all over the internet, but this one's got a picture of a shark drinking a beer (and a few new rules), so it's way more fun. We didn't say it was a good idea. We only said it was fun. For a while. Until you call your parents sobbing drunk at 11:38 on a Wednesday night. Enjoy!