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The Selfie Toaster May Signal the Apocalypse Is Upon Us

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The selfie fad may have officially gotten out of control.

Get a load of the Toaster Selfie, which is exactly what you think it is: a toaster that makes toast with your face on it, the ultimate in what can only be described as the new field of vanity cuisine.

The product, which is made by the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation, runs about $75.

All you have to do is send in a picture of yourself and the “toast engineers create fun breakfast memories.” One week later, you’ll receive your very own selfie toaster, cooking bread and smearing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter over your smiling mug. Because bread clearly tastes better that way.

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