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See the Crazed Sorority Email as Interpreted by Adorable Animals

University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson’s swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma “sisters” has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn’t an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?

And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we’d put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn’t pleasing Sigma Nu what it’s all about?

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