For Sarah Jessica Parker, visiting the Bolshoi Theatre during a recent trip to Russia was almost a life-changing event. In fact, Parker seemed so taken with the landmark that she had difficulty expressing herself to David Letterman on the 'Late Show.'

For more than four minutes, Parker told a meandering story about her visit to the historic theatre, alternately touching on latrines, grain alcohol, surreptitious cell phone photos and her role in potentially causing a divorce.

It's anybody's guess how this relates to what's widely considered one of the most beautiful performance houses in the world. Even Letterman, who remained mostly silent during the interview, seemed to feel the awkwardness.

[Late Show With David Letterman via Gawker]