Apparently the gay rights struggle is an issue that dates back to the caveman days...when things were a lot funnier.

In this recent (and very NSFW) video brought to you by writer/director John McKeever, a leader calls upon his tribe to discuss the issue of a lacking population within the community. The problem? They're all doing samesies, which in modern day translates to homosexuality. The video goes on to poke fun at the current arguments against same-sex relations. Ultimately, it's decided that once the citizenry number has grown -- all by doing opposites -- they can then go back to "samesies" and continue wasting their "people juice." (Again, very NSFW.)

Until then, it's opposites for everyone...starting tomorrow, of course.

In closing, we're not certain about Kirby either...