Far be it from us to engage in political theory, but we're pretty sure that paying your road workers in just enough bread to survive results in crappy roads. Fortunately, we have some anecdotal evidence that proves our point, right here. Just skip to about 15 seconds into this video, and you'll see what we mean.

We have no idea what's going on, but that dude definitely went swimming.

Potholes are generally formed by cracks forming in a road's surface and cars just wearing away at the paving, until a chunk crumbled and BAM! Flat tire for you! This, we're assuming, is a little more involved than that, unless the Russians pave their roads very, very deep. This might be more of a sinkhole. Either way, we're pretty sure your car is totalled, guy.