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Ron Swanson Offers Bacon Shortage Advice

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“When it comes to bacon, be prepared.” Words of wisdom from manly man Ron Swanson on how to deal with the impending global bacon shortage. His advice is to get a lot of it and hide it wherever you can. If that doesn’t work he also recommends hoarding. Whatever you do, just do something.

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