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How to Prepare for the ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale

Breaking Bad Finale
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As you undoubtedly know, ‘Breaking Bad’ is coming to an end this weekend. Perhaps you are wondering what you can to to prepare for the big day. Well, we’re here to tell you with our comprehensive guide to surviving the ‘Breaking Bad’ finale.


Tequila

 
 
 
Tequila
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Drink enough and you can watch it again for the first time the next day!

Toilet Paper

 
 
 
Toilet Paper
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Stock up, because, according to Aaron Paul, the final episode is going to make you "s--- your pants."

'Free Bird'

 
 
 
Free Bird
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Make sure you've got a copy of 'Free Bird' readily accessible -- you're probably going to want to play it on a loop for the several hours following the closing credits.

Stretch

 
 
 
Stretch
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You're going to want to be nice and limber for your post-show freedom sprint.

Cash

 
 
 
Cash
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Don't forget to stop by an ATM. You're going to need money to pay your friends when you lose the How 'Breaking Bad' Ends pool.

Research

 
 
 
Research
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You need to start looking right away for a new show to replace the void that 'Breaking Bad' is going to leave behind. (Just kidding, it can't be filled.)

A Whole Bunch of Cinnamon Rolls

 
 
 
Cinnamon Roll
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They're like a 2 on the How Ridiculous Foods Make You Look When You Eat Them While Crying scale.

Power Down

 
 
 
Power Down
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If you can't find a friend with cable, shut everything down. Everything. No phone. No internet. For God's sake NO FACEBOOK.

Kleenex

 
 
 
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You're going to cry like a baby.

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