Let's begin by saying kudos to this delivery guy for keeping perhaps the coolest head during one strange situation.

Judging from this video -- which features a group of friends pranking a pizza guy with a "secret society" birthday dinner -- we think it's safe to assume that he'll have one heck of a story when getting back to Hoboken Pizza. Let us hope that this isn't fake. If it isn't, he is undoubtedly our new best friend.

For a second there we were thinking about actually becoming a pizza delivery guy to hopefully encounter situations such as this. But now that second has passed.

"Everyone have a bountiful feast!"