While it would seem a pigeon would have no need for a mall escalator -- since it can just fly to the Old Navy from the food court -- this feathered fellow has discovered that the handrail on a moving staircase can double as a treadmill if you are the right size and weight.

Is this bird confused?  Or is he working off the pounds as part of his New Year's resolution? Check out the video below and decide. (Bonus -- watch for the moment when a man in the background realizes he has lost his cellphone.)

[via Stuff I Stole From the Internet]