If you've never seen half of a bell pepper that looks like a face, you need to do one of two things; either A) eat more vegetables, or B) look at these pictures. Actually, it probably wouldn't hurt to do both. 

And if you're a carnivore of the "I don't eat anything that doesn't have a face" school, consider this an excellent way to get some vitamin C and finally get rid of that incurable bout of scurvy you've been dealing with since you went Ron Swanson.

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The Scream

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Hey girl, I heard you like crudite.

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There are some seriously old groceries in the fridge.

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Bedtime

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Genuinely too scary to eat...

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Herpy derpy!

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AAAAH BEING SLICED IN HALF WAS AWESOME!!

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Potential guardian for all the other vegetable.

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This must be the pepper's natural defense mechanism...terrifying.

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