Pee-Wee Herman Perfectly Narrates the ‘Lincoln’ Trailer

We bet Spielberg regrets casting Daniel Day Lewis right about now. Jimmy Fallon helpfully points out that nobody can lighten the mood quite like Pee-Wee Herman, and we get the feeling this movie is going to be heavvvvvvy, what with the slavery and war and assassinations and all.

Oh well, maybe put him in the sequel. This is part of an 'Indiana Jones'-style trilogy, right?