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15 Awesome Paper Thanksgiving Turkeys

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Sure, the food at Thanksgiving is great. But in our opinion, the real star of this holiday is the terrifying artwork brought home from elementary school art class.

Unlike actual turkeys, you probably won’t so eat them as throw up in your mouth a little bit. Plus it’s almost as disturbing as how drunk your aunt is going to get right before she humiliates a random family member. All of which is to say… HILARIOUS! Enjoy!

Ummmm… this one is a turkey AND a drum, and has one random foot.

turkey drum

 This is not how turkey bodies work.

Mr Hanky

This kid watches a lot of NBC.

Rainbow Turkey

Paper chains representin’!

Turkey Wreath

This is like a Jerry Garcia turkey.

Psychedelic Turkey

If we saw this in the wild, we would scream.

Decrepit Outdoor Turkey

They said this was a turkey. We’ll take their word for it.

sad turkey

Jazz Hands!!!

Jazz Hands

One of these is fine. The other is terrifying.

turkey dichotomy

Remember those markers?!

colorful turkey

This turkey knows what’s up.

Basketball Turkey

This one’s missing something… can’t quite put our leg on it.

legless turkey

Guess they ran out of brown construction paper.

turkey puppet

YES! Macaroni art + paper plate + hand turkey = ULTIMATE THANKSGIVING.

Macaroni Turkey

Because his family is full of jerks.

turkey monkey

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