Fast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Robbery Victim EverFast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Robbery Victim EverNerves of steel, or just a typical apathetic teenager? Either way, this Jimmy John's employee is now our favorite fast-food worker for his cool under pressure.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One MinuteBehold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One MinuteSixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Making PB&J in Space Is a Culinary Adventure Like No OtherMaking PB&J in Space Is a Culinary Adventure Like No OtherThis classic sandwich is a breeze to make on the ground. Not so much when you're in orbit.Staff WriterStaff Writer
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of ItselfThis Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of ItselfThis is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch Brave Firefighter Save Suicidal Woman on BalconyWatch Brave Firefighter Save Suicidal Woman on BalconyNot all heroes wear capes.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Heineken's 'Worlds Apart' Ad Is Everything Pepsi Yearned ForHeineken's 'Worlds Apart' Ad Is Everything Pepsi Yearned ForShortly after witnessing what may be one of the world's worst commercials of the year, we are now given what may be one of the best.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Couple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendCouple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendThis is not your typical love triangle.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Suave Dude Falls Down Stairs While Walking With Prom DateSuave Dude Falls Down Stairs While Walking With Prom DateThe prom did not get off to a good start for this teen.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Healthy Robber Stretches Before Holding Up Over Dunkin' DonutsHealthy Robber Stretches Before Holding Up Over Dunkin' DonutsYou gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of TasteFashion statement meets bank statement.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Perfectly-Timed Renegade Loose Tire Stuns People in MeetingPerfectly-Timed Renegade Loose Tire Stuns People in MeetingDon't you just hate when this happens?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Can You Guess What State Is Most Addicted to Gambling?Can You Guess What State Is Most Addicted to Gambling?Ten bucks says you can figure out which state is most hooked on plunking down some money to win a bet.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
World's Fastest 300-Game in Bowling Happened in Under 90 SecondsWorld's Fastest 300-Game in Bowling Happened in Under 90 SecondsNever has bowling been so fast. Or exciting.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Um, Why Did This Truck Drag This Sedan for Nearly a Mile?Um, Why Did This Truck Drag This Sedan for Nearly a Mile?Talk about your crowded roadways.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Motorcyclist Deftly Avoids Snake Looking to Hitch a RideMotorcyclist Deftly Avoids Snake Looking to Hitch a RidePotholes are not the biggest threats on the roadway.Staff WriterStaff Writer