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Woman Goes Off the Rails About Sky-High Cost of School Supplies
Back to school means it's time to go back to the ATM.
Celebrate the Mouth-Watering Majesty That Is National Watermelon Day
The unofficial fruit of summer has own its own (un)official day.
Just a Little Girl Riding Her Pony Into a Convenience Store to Do Some Shopping
Prediction: every little girl who sees this will yell, "I want a pony!"
Drunk Russian Soldier Levels Vicious Punch on Reporter
Guess what? Russia may also have a problem with fake news.
Real-Life Connect Four Basketball Is a Total Board Game-Changer
This could very well be the next great carnival game.
July 2017 News Bloopers Is the Laugh Riot You Need Right Now
The news: informing us and entertaining us, without even trying.
Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump Bets
This is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
Is your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?
Study Reveals Blowing Out Birthday Candles Is a Bonanza of Vile Bacteria
When you blow out the candles on your next birthday cake, you may want to wish that everyone around you remains healthy.
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
‘Adam Ruins Everything’ Explains the Sad State of Healthcare
Healthcare -- the two most divisive syllables this side of "repeal."