What do you get when you combine the randomness of Horse_ebooks with the desperate horniness of OkCupid? This hilarious new Tumblr -- Ock_ebooks.

Horse_ebooks, if you don't know, is a well-known Twitter spambot that posts random blurbs of text copied from a variety of sources in order to avoid getting kicked off Twitter. Instead of sending people random messages, its feed is just a long stream of hilarious nonsense with links. OkCupid is the free online dating site so packed with men who will have sex with anything that you can honestly create a profile because you are looking for funny pictures of desperate men holding snakes (What? Don't judge...), and still get lewd offers even though you didn't add a picture or answer any of the site's questionnaire.

This Tumblr is just screengrabs of men trying too hard to get laid despite the completely random non sequitur responses they're given. We've included our favorite awkward moments from Ock_ebooks, but you should check them all out.

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