Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks was resting on the bench during his team's recent skills exhibition when five fans seated behind him started to relentlessly harass him with pokes to the head. Will the grizzled defenseman take their bait and respond?

Awww. The only thing Bieksa was really attacked with was adorable. And since at least one of his assaulters shared his last name, it is no surprise that he was able to keep his cool during this egregious personal space invasion. Thankfully, the little fans didn't throw any elbows.

[via SportsGrid]