From the fine folks at Next Media Animation who brought us that very strange animation of the Justin Bieber barf debacle comes this bizarre treatment of a Hurricane Sandy news story.

We're not sure if our favorite part is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's closet full of five-pound bags of sugar, Mayor Bloomberg's pants tent, or the fact that they seem to think New Yorkers walk around dressed up in bondage gear. Granted, this isn't particularly informative (and in light of the destruction, it seems particularly tacky), but it does personify the storm as a surfer girl hulked out with magic powers. So ... there's that. We guess.