Try as you may, you can't keep the world's oldest graffiti down. When you least expect it, it rears its ugly head. Here an ABC reporter giving details on roadwork "inadvertently" draws Ye Olde Cartoon Phallus on her screen. Or maybe she knew it all along. Or maybe the construction crew did it intentionally. We have no idea how deep this thing goes. It smells funny, that's for sure.