The Midwest will never be the sexiest part of the United States -- particularly in the winter when everybody is bundling up in bulky jackets.

However, this Chicago WGN 9 map of a weather pattern moving down from the Great Lakes to St. Louis and Cincinnati definitely puts the region in a racier than usual light.  It also suggests the graphics department at the station is staffed by 13-year old boys.

Do you see a certain part of the female anatomy in this weather map? Let us know. (And remove your mind from the gutter immediately.)