We aren't really sure what's going on here. It could be that it's just a highly-accessorized cat that really doesn't want to open its eyes. Maybe there's no more meaning to it than that. Or maybe this cat has unlocked the SECRET OF THE INTERNET. It's a mystery, folks.

What horrible thing is it that this cat doesn't want to see? How many birds has it killed that it needs a bell this big? How does it not even care that its sunglasses fall off? This cat makes no sense, and is also kind of the most amazing internet cat. In doing nothing to entertain us, it entertains us more than if it were trying to entertain us.

Rather than chuckling and moving on, we know we'll still be trying to unravel this mystery for days (or at least hours) into the future. Mushroom Cat -- you've got us hooked.