In case you are still mourning that MTV no longer plays music videos, opting instead for the likes of 'Jersey Shore' and 'Teen Mom,' here is an MTV "executive" to explain exactly why that is. (Though seriously -- you've had more than enough time to get over it.)Granted, he's not a real MTV executive, but we'd say he answers the question pretty thoroughly. And bluntly. Which reminds us, there's some pretty NSFW language in here, consider yourself warned.