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‘Monster Mash’ Gets the Update It So Desperately Needed

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The classic Halloween song ‘Monster Mash’ is getting a makeover.

Yup, the popular tune is kind of grisly now, what with the references to murder and violence.

And while the song is updated (with some NSFW language), Freddy Krueger and Hannibal Lecter aren’t exactly the most contemporary horror stars. Guess Candyman and Chucky just weren’t available, huh?

Check out the original ‘Monster Mash’ by Bobby ‘Boris’ Picket, below, and decide for yourself which is better:

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