You don't have to a mother-to-be to take selfies (yeah, we're talking about you, Kim K. -- you're welcome for the free pub).

This is a mom on a playground. More specifically, this is a mom on a playground desperate to take the selfie to end all selfies.

Sure, Junior may have fallen off the jungle gym or run away into oncoming traffic when he heard an ice cream truck, but the important thing is she keeps snapping, determined to nail the casual and all-too prevalent "I'm just hanging out having fun" look for her Facebook page, even though you get the sense she's hardly having fun trying to find the breezy shot that will earn her triple digit likes.

Maybe the best part of this is that she is so self-involved she doesn't even realize someone is recording her. That's how focused vain she is.

This is the world we now live in, people.