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Missions That Probably Won’t Be in Grand Theft Auto 5


We’re excited for Grand Theft Auto 5, which comes out on Sept. 17, 2013. It’s going to be Rockstar’s biggest open world game ever, which is saying something, because Rockstar really goes all-in on this front. But, let’s be realistic — you won’t be able to do everything in this game. Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing. After all, you don’t want to take time out from gameplay to buy toilet paper. Here are a few Missions That Probably Won’t Be in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Spend quality time with the kids

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Get a chiropractic adjustment

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Mow the lawn on your sweet John Deere

Lawn Mow
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Stumble upon LMFAO on Venice Beach

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Get snuggly with Kumiko, your Japanese body pillow

Love Pillow
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Make a pizza from scratch

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Slap all your troubles away with a Slap Chop

Slap Chop
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Go to a tail gate party before the big game

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Pay your unpaid parking tickets

Traffic Violation
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— Concepts by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel

— Photoshops by Christine Gritmon

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