No. 38: The Ministers Quartet – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Let Me Touch Him'

The last time we let you guys touch him, he couldn't walk for a week. It's important to note that the follow-up to this album is called, 'Then I'll Settle Down.' Sure you will. You said that the last dozen times.

Despite their touch-y, feel-y overtones, we'd still like to know what led the Ministers Quartet to choose their unfortunate album name. Yes, "him" is clearly God, but still. Somebody was asleep at the recording booth that day.