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Michael Shannon Performs Dramatic Reading of Insane Sorority Girl Letter

Surely, at this point, we’ve all read the insane email sent by a Delta Gamma Sorority President to her fellow sisters at the University of Maryland. Well, so did the folks over at Funny or Die, who put together this fantastic video featuring ‘Boardwalk Empire’ and ‘Man of Steel‘ actor Michael Shannon doing a VERY dramatic (and NSFW) reading.

In the video — which,again, is so NSFW you probably should watch it with headphones on at home — Shannon puts his unique talents (of scaring the heck out of an audience) to good use by delivering one of his more frightful performances yet. Too bad Oscars are only for films and not for dramatic renditions of nutzo sorority girl ramblings.

In case you’re curious to see how a human being can be so deranged, you can find the original letter here.

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