So that's what Tay Zonday meant by 'Chocolate Rain'?

The above menu is from AFK Tavern in Everett, Washington and features an assortment of meme concoctions for the viral crowd. Although we were impressed by the breadth of the list and particularly the Chris Hansen reference, we couldn't help ourselves from making up more must have IRL meme drinks.

  • OH HAI! - Any type of tequila and squirt. Mix slowly with a bar full of people.
  • PHILOSORAPTOR - An elixir for pondering. One part Absinthe, one part Sour Green apple Vodka, and one part Apple Juice. What 'cha think about that?
  • THE EVOLUTION OF DRINKING - Starts with a glass of wine followed by a beer, shot of whiskey, scotch on rocks and a grand finale with a jagerbomb. This'll get you dancing, then probably make you sick.
  • O RLY? YA RLY. NO WAI! - This is obviously a three part drink. Rly? Ya rly. First, fill a glass with your choice of beer. Second, drop in your choice of shot and drink. The last step? Finish what you left! Ya rly!
  • PANDA SNEEZE: Bless you! Mix equal parts coconut rum, pineapple juice, vanilla ice cream, add a dash of cute, and ahh... ah... achoooo.