‘Marry Me’ Online Dater Is Scarier Than the eHarmony Cat Lover

Guys, if you're single and looking, there's no reason not to contact Clementine. She just wants something casual. She's not interested in anything long-term; she's not ready to commit. She's very laid back and chilled out! Really.

Is anyone else reminded of the eHarmony cat lady from this summer? If these two loons were actually real, with which gal would you rather go out on a date? Watch their parody dating videos below and decide.

[via YouTube]