We all loved Conan the Barbarian as much as the next "Governator," but this look isn't the loud and bombastic aesthetic that ManOWar's eardrum-busting music calls for.

You might think to yourself, well, the technology in the '80s wasn't as advanced as it is now. (They probably didn't have the budget for special effects or anything too sophisticiated.) Yeah, sure, we get it. Only problem is it was released in 1997.

And although we appreciate good WWE from time to time, this is one dungeon match we'll skip.