Man Calls Police Over Package from Amazon

We get stuff in the mail so rarely that if a stranger dumped a box on our doorstep, we'd probably just be excited. Apparently one Ohio man gets a little more postal love than we do, because he straight up called the cops. When the officer arrived, he saw that it was an Amazon.com package. When asked whether or not the caller had placed an order with the company he replied. "Why yes, I did."

The officer then informed the man that his package appeared to have arrived. Once the man felt "comfortable enough" to open his own package, the officer went on his way.

And that, ladies and gentlemen is your tax dollars at work. Although, to be fair, we're all glad it wasn't an actual bomb or anything.