‘Mama Said Strike Me Down': Emperor Gets Down During Disney’s Star Wars Weekend
Walt Disney World is in the midst of their annual Star Wars Weekends. Apparently, not even grumpy old Emperor Palpatine can resist celebrating.
Orlando Attractions magazine captured footage of ol' Darth Sidious getting down to the tune of LL Cool J's classic 'Mama Said Knock You Out' at the Orlando park. The performance took place during the park's "Hyperspace Hoopla Dance-Off."
The former Senator Palpatine wasn't the only character from the 'Star Wars' franchise to get in on the act. Some other videos showcaseed the dance moves of Darth Vader and Boba Fett to the Alien Ant Farm cover of Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal' and Chewbacca getting down to LMFAO's 'I'm Sexy and I Know It' with a scantily dressed Padme and Leia. We just felt a great disturbance in the Force. It's as if millions of fanboys cried out in orgasmic joy and their heads just exploded all at once.
You can watch the entire performance on the magazine's official YouTube page. It's not known yet who won the coveted Hyperspace Hoopla trophy but if we had our druthers, we'd definitely give first place to the Emperor. That's mostly because he can fry us with his hands until we're just crispy chicken strips in a T-shirt.