Shocker, Ricky Gervais was not on his best behavior as the Golden Globes host. Fortunately for the other stars in the audience, he wasn't as bad as he could have been. That didn't seem to matter to Madonna when it came time for her to take the stage.

In presenting the Material Girl, Gervais hinted that the next presenter was "just like a virgin," which was probably one of the most toned-down cracks of the evening.

Then Madonna herself got up there and defended herself in true Gervais style. "If I'm still a virgin, Ricky, why don't you come over here and do something about it. I haven't kissed a girl in a few years... on TV."

What was worse (much worse), however, was her acceptance speech for winning the Best Original Song category for "Masterpiece." In one clean sweep, she thanked everyone for her win and boosted her already inflated ego. It's better you watch for yourself and get the full impact.