There are many great things to watching a child grow up: their first step, their first word, and of course, watching them turn simple English into dirty, foul-mouthed words that make any adult crack up.

As you can see, young Paige is having a little trouble describing what she's holding in this video with her father. We didn't know there was a way to butcher the word flamingo so much, but we're definitely not complaining.

Apparently BIll Cosby was right, kids do say the darndest things!

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