'Joyce'

If Ana Gasteyer's 'Saturday Night Live' character, Bobbie Culp -- the woman on the mic alongside Will Ferrell's keyboardist who combine to blast out ballads for school assemblies -- isn't based on this woman, we'll eat our graduation robes.

We're not entirely sure when the album came out but it must've been right around the time 'Tootsie' hit theaters. One thing is a certainty, we just found our next holiday card.