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No. 40: John Bult – 50 Worst Album Covers

Chelle Records

‘Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday’

This could be the most uncomfortable cover on our list. What in the world is going on here? Julie is having the WORST sweet sixteen known to MTV.

They appear to be at a restaurant or bar. She’s bummed for having royally messed up her piano performance? Then this bearded and blitzed cowboy comes over to console her. He’s obviously not her father. Maybe her cardshark/conman uncle?

Whatever his deal is, he’s lapping up every last tear that crawls out of this jailbait’s eyes and we feel absolutely helpless. Like watching a car crash about to happen.


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