'I Love My Life'

If you're having a bad day, week or year, we highly suggest you drink in the visual delight that is Jim Post winning at this whole life thing. How could he not love his life? He's got lip fur, a pretty decent physique, soulful eyes and a relaxing waterfall.

What does loving life get you? One-man shows in which you perform as Mark Twain. It doesn't get any better than that. Playing a famous author whose books are taught at schools around the world while your words are used as motivational quotes that make you think.

Of course, these days we'd see this as a cry for help right before he ate some homeless guy's face off while naked.