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Jason Terry Performs Dramatic Reading of MC Hammer’s ‘U Can’t Touch This’ [VIDEO]

If you are of a certain age, you should be able recite the lyrics to MC Hammer’s 1990 smash hit ‘U Can’t Touch This’ backwards and maybe in your sleep. 34-year old Dallas Maverick’s guard Jason Terry is also a fan, and he gives a Masterpiece Theater-style dramatic reading of Hammer’s boast-filled hip hop classic while wearing his signature headband.
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Please Jason, don’t hurt ’em!  Although we’re going to have to give more credit to his teammate Dirk Nowitzki, who in an earlier video gave an equally masterful reading of Britney Spears’s ‘Oops I Did it Again’ — which was not being played on a loop when the big fella grew up in Wurzburg, West Germany. Check it out below.

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[via Terez Owens]

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