If you've been lamenting the lack of good rowing videos on the Internet, well, today's your lucky day.

An event called the Snowflake Regatta took place last week in Riverhead, New York. When you hear the word "regatta," you probably conjure up images of men in turtlenecks smoking pipes while wearing Captain Stubing hats. Well, get that picture out of your mind immediately because this regatta was a complete disaster.

There are multiple crashes, people falling out of boats, screaming parents and general mayhem. Basically, these "rowers" should not be allowed off land. The water should file an assault charge for the nonsense that took place.