8 Tips for Surviving Comic-Con 2013
It’s that magical time of the year … Comic Con! Nerds unite together in one place to get autographs, ogle booth babes and generally stink up the place. But it’s not all fun and games — it’s a weekend of endless lines and waiting. To make sure you have the best time possible, follow our handy Comic Con Survival Guide.
Avoid eye contact with incredibly attractive cosplayers — they are people, not objects. And they have plastic weapons.
Fill a water gun with Febreeze. Use at your own discretion.
Pad your body with foam so you can freely barge through a crowd of Harry Potter fans.
Cosplay as an astronaut to shield yourself from both sun and stench.
Bring a latex mask of J.J. Abrams’ face so you can go wherever you want.
Tell everyone you’re Bill (or Bil?) Wheaton — Wil Wheaton’s younger brother.
Sprinkle your face with glitter and wait for hordes of barely legal ‘Twilight’ fangirls to swarm around you.