Awesome Guy Displays the Proper Way to Eat Pizza
You've probably been eating pizza ever since you learned how to say the word. But guess what? You've been doing it wrong.
You don't just eat a food so perfect and delicious. Instead you do what the guy in the video below does when he eats a pizza. (This clip manages to be slightly NSFW, which is what happens when you really love pizza.)
The one drawback, it would seem, to such an elaborate and otherwise appropriate pizza-consuming ritual is that your slice will get cold before you are done. But guess what? Cold pizza is still better than your burrito or your burger or whatever other food you mistakenly believe you can replace your pizza goodness with. So keep dancing, Slick. Keep dancing.