How Are People Preparing for the Super Bowl?
The Super Bowl is the game of all games. It’s that one time per year where everyone pretends to like football, and it’s totally acceptable to stuff your face with toddler-sized calzones and other deliciously greasy creations. Honestly, what’s not to love?
That being said, all the fun taking place on Sunday does require some prep. This is especially true if you’re having a party, going to a party or planning on planting yourself on the couch for five hours. With only a few days left, it’s about time America’s celebratory planning commences. So how are people really preparing for the Super Bowl?
They are…
TAKING SELFIES WITH CRAIG FERGUSON
BEAUTIFYING WITH HYDRATING NIGHT CREAM
MAKING REALLY CREEPY ARM MUSCLE CAKES
AND EATING SUPER BOWL SUNDAES (GET IT? EH, EH?)
MAKING DELICIOUS FOOD THAT LOOKS QUITE COMPLICATED
GIVING MAJOR ‘TUDE
MACKIN’ ON THE LADIES
CREATING AWESOME JELLO SHOTS
AND BUFFALO WINGS STRAIGHT OUT OF ‘MARTHA STEWART’
…SPARKLY AND SUGARY MARSHMALLOW TREATS, TOO
GIVING THEIR NAILS A LITTLE TEAM SPIRIT
AND, OF COURSE, “WATCHING MY RAVENS ON NFL NETWORK GEZZZITS ADDICTIVE…IT’S OUR TIME!!!!!!!”
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