Toaster? May as well call it Bread Burner That Smells Up Your Kitchen, amirite??? Lurking in the corners of your kitchen cabinets, hidden in the dark recesses of your closet, if you own these items, you are LIVING IN A HOUSE OF LIES. Here's how they should be marketed.

Corkscrew

Honest Corkscrew
Kristy Puchko
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Italian Espresso Machine

Honest Espresso Machine
Kristy Puchko
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Portable Radio

Honest Radio
Kristy Puchko
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Printer

Honest Printer
Kristy Puchko
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iPod

Honest iPod
Kristy Puchko
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Cheese Grater

Honest Grater
Kristy Puchko
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Whiteboard

Honest Dry Erase
Kristy Puchko
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Vending Machine

Honest Vending Machine
Kristy Puchko
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-- Written by Nick Nadel and Kristy Puchko

-- Photoshops by Kristy Puchko

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