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If Everyday Items Were Honest

Honest Toaster
Kristy Puchko

Toaster? May as well call it Bread Burner That Smells Up Your Kitchen, amirite??? Lurking in the corners of your kitchen cabinets, hidden in the dark recesses of your closet, if you own these items, you are LIVING IN A HOUSE OF LIES. Here’s how they should be marketed.


Honest Corkscrew
Kristy Puchko

Italian Espresso Machine

Honest Espresso Machine
Kristy Puchko

Portable Radio

Honest Radio
Kristy Puchko


Honest Printer
Kristy Puchko


Honest iPod
Kristy Puchko

Cheese Grater

Honest Grater
Kristy Puchko


Honest Dry Erase
Kristy Puchko

Vending Machine

Honest Vending Machine
Kristy Puchko

— Written by Nick Nadel and Kristy Puchko

— Photoshops by Kristy Puchko

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