If Everyday Items Were Honest
Toaster? May as well call it Bread Burner That Smells Up Your Kitchen, amirite??? Lurking in the corners of your kitchen cabinets, hidden in the dark recesses of your closet, if you own these items, you are LIVING IN A HOUSE OF LIES. Here's how they should be marketed.
Italian Espresso Machine
-- Written by Nick Nadel and Kristy Puchko
-- Photoshops by Kristy Puchko